Happy Friday to one and all! Busy day on the old Twitter so let’s dive right in.

First, let’s have a look at how young Michael Owen is doing. The wonders of Twitter mean that we can basically track the more vocal of our favourite footballers, and Michael Owen, as they progress through their day. Today is absolutely a mixed bag for Michael.

Happy birthday Michael! Isn’t it hard to believe he is only 33? Seriously, it feels like he has been around since the early 1960′s. After the happiness associated with waking up and remembering it is your special day, it all started to go downhill.

Altogether now, ewww! Gross. Thank God he attached that snap also, as otherwise people could read into his Tweet. After that, Michael got out of bed, and his day went from good to bad to worse.

No shock at all? Owen reads the Sun after he drinks bugs for breakfast.

Meanwhile, how are things at Aston Villa? Let’s find out. Interesting stat on Darren Bent to start. It would appear Villa basically aren’t very good without their striker talisman.

The following is therefore pretty bad news.

Still, at least they are able to keep their spirits up at the club.

On to some Friday gossip.

You have to love random gossip. Henry, really? Even if Arsenal did sack Wenger, they would hand the keys of the car over to a guy with no managerial experience? Not to mention that fact he’s French!

Love this bit about the Brilliant Bulgarian Berbatov.

Well, that explains a lot! Imagine Fergie’s reaction when Berbatov tried to explain that to him back in the day. On to the noisy neighbours.

No word yet from his agent on when Mario plans on starting to actually play football. Staying in Manchester, guess which EPL jersey sells the best in the good old USA?

Kind of an odd one, right? We would have guessed midfield fatso maestro Wayne Rooney. Former United player Phil Neville is always good for some interesting Twitter banter.

Sadly, not this week, apparently. How about Joleon Lescott?

Nope, not there either. Let’s try Spain, and the plight of former Gunners great Cesc Fabregas.

So sad to see a former star reduced to getting excited about being allowed choose which seat on the Barcelona bench he sits on most games. That’s it for this week, wait, wait, we almost made it through an entire week without reference to one Joseph Barton!! For shame!

Same old Joey! We’re glad he is back to complaining about everything and anything, first World problems, indeed!

Here’s to a great weekend’s footy action!

 

 

Tags: EPL, Football